How To Make Blue Cheese Ice Cream

I want to make this so bad.

Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman

I meant to be doing a report, but this is more important.

Today is a open window stay in bed kind of day.

Today is a open window stay in bed kind of day.

The Edible from amber martin on Vimeo.

University media assessment.

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.




I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.


'Hey Girl' with Jared Leto

15 year old me is swooning.

My tumblr did this. Im pleased.

My tumblr did this. 
Im pleased.


also my favourite thing


also my favourite thing


*snaps boy in half and eats him for sustenance, and to keep lipstick red*

sphinxinsilence reblogged your photo and added:

Amber, this is the cake I would like. Please and…

You’r expectations of my cake making skills are far to high lady. 

I drank aldi juice as a mixer for a full year while I lived in the warehouse, and now I doesn’t taste right without. This worrys me.
Why does home made pizza taste so much better than anything else.

Backing a cause blindly is ridiculous.
Please do your research, watch the dang videos, and don’t make quick judgment from mass and social media headlines.
You end up sounding and looking like a looser.